- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

XD Jackass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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