- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

why did sally drown cause she was black

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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