A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

I am dyslexic

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

WNBA

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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