- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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