- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A seal walks into a club.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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