- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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