- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Take wrong turns

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

i keep getting thumbs down...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*