- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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