- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What? Why?

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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