- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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