Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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