Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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