What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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