- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Gus's mom

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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