- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.