- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

National security?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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