- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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