- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A midget walked under a bar.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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