What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Your mom.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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