whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Canadians

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Get up Look in the mirror

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