Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Eric is gay Ha

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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