- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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