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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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