Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

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