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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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