- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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