what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

sweating like antoni with a girl

I was once a hamster.

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