What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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NEVER

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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