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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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