- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A bar walks into a man

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