- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

im telling maguire

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Womens rights

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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