A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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THE GAME.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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