An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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