- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If youre African, why are you white?

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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