- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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