- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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