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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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