what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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