Roses are red, yup.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Hail Hitler

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Error 37.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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