- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

penis. nuff said.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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