Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

knock knock... ...no answer

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what did the farmer do? plant

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

I read the terms of service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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