I was watching Fox news.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

ur an fagit

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Bob Saget that is all

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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