What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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