- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Connor is homo

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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