What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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