- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Waseem is a hard worker.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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