What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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