There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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