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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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