How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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black people

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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