I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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