Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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