What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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all the kids had fun

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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it's funny because it's funny

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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