- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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