- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

you will like this because i am black.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what is red white and blue? the french flag

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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