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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Ain't idn't a word.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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