A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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aodhan hearty

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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