Women's Rights

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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