What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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