I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

boys

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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