- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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