Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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