69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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