What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Im gay What about you

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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