- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Kevin and Ramin

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

penis. nuff said.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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