guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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