- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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